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Sunday, July 09, 2006, 7:45 PM

How Luffy Makes His MILO. Ice MILO.

Okayy. Today, I just got the shock of my life. After coming back from jogging today, Luffy has discovered that his tin of MILO was EMPTY. YES. EMPTY. Tears of desperation and anger tried to force their way out of his eyes as he stared at that empty tin of MILO in anguish and disbelief. In his mind, he kept repeating to himself "MUST.GET.MILO." so he hustled some money from his dad and ran all the way to the nearest NTUC(National Trade Union Congress) Supermarket and ran to the dairy products section.
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YES! THAR SHE BLOWS. What a beaut. Australian Recipe Style. But my happiness soon turned to dread as I looked at the price tag. $12.50. ZOMG. BUT ITS WORTH IT. Well, you know what they say. You Bought It, You Pwned It. LOL.

Okayy. Here are the things you need to make a proper super nice Ice Milo.

milo

A Big Ass Cup.
A Smaller but Big Ass Cup.
A Big Ass Spoon.
A Smaller but Big Ass Spoon.
MILO.
Milk. The thick one.
Hot Water.
A Towel.
Big Ass Block of Ice.

Step 1: RIP OUT the foil with small-child-during-christmas enthusiasm.
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Step 2: Take 2 Mountainous scoops of the brown gold(lol) with the Big Ass Spoon.
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Step 3: Dump them into the Big Ass Cup. Wash and put away Big Ass Spoon for future use.
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Step 4: Use the Smaller but Big Ass Spoon and get a scoop of Milk(thick kind) and then mix it with the MILO powder in the Big Ass Cup.
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Step 5: Pour Hot Water into the Big Ass Cup till its half full, at the same time, stir the contents with the Smaller but Big Ass Spoon.
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Step 6: Get the Block of Ice. Get ready your Big Ass Spoon.
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Step 7: Smack the Big Ass Blocks of Ice with your Big Ass Spoon till their in pieces. (why am i doing this? well, this type of Ice cools the MILO faster. Unlike those squares)
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Step 8: Fill the Smaller but Big Ass Cup with the pieces of ICE.

Step 9: Bring both Cups to the sink. Pour MILO contents from Big Ass Cup to Smaller Big Ass Cup. (why at the sink? well, you dont want pure MILO goodness melting a hole in your kitchen cabinet do ya?)
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Step 10: Wipe away any spills in the process to prevent kitchen from catching fire due to MILO goodness.

And....Voila!!! The Secret Recipe of Luffy's Ice Milo. You can't get it anywhere else except here. Orders are only entertained at doorstep.

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"Lunfy", haha. I'm 19 this year. I like loud people, sports, gym, dancing, singing, the beach, whatever that makes me feel alive. Well, I guess I'll look like any other guy out on the street if you see me. Just like how everyone looks like. But if you do take the time and trouble to know the people you deemed "similar" and "insignificant", the world wouldn't look so big anymore. I like being nice to people, people whom I've never known, seen or spoken to before. Pretty much random acts of kindness, not caring to whom, what, when or where. But too bad, almost no one in this country doesn't really know how to react to kindness. Either they'll act as if nothing happened or stare at you like some freak. I always believed that a single smile can change someone's life totally. I'm a heavy chain smoker, but I did manage to cut down alot this year. I appreciate a wide range of music. I hate the fact that some people label themselves with genres and be so narrow-minded about music. I believe no one can find true love, because it finds you. Till then, please be patient. Don't go starting off meaningless relationships or relationships you know that won't last. I hate the fact that out in the streets, people are collecting cans for a living while our ministers dance around and earn millions each year. Politics around the world are getting more and more ridiculous each day. To me, there seems to be no such thing as democracy anymore, but downright capitalism everywhere. I support movements for human rights and against animal abuse. Even though our freedom and rights have been taken away by ridiculous laws, I believe we can still make a difference one day. Once I told my friends I'd stay here and fight for what I believe in till I made a difference rather than migrate with them to somewhere else, and I got made fun of. It's okay I guess, because some people don't really understand. I have a bad habit of observing people, their actions, reactions, and attitude. But oh well, at least that makes me get along with almost everyone I meet in my life. I just pity people with social defects.

So that's all for now. Maybe I'll add more stuff soon and maybe some pictures. See ya.